Kull The Concrete Cows? |
We're all familiar with the two things that Milton Keynes is well known (and generally mocked) for. The 400 million (estimation) roundabouts, and the Concrete Cows. I put it to you that we get rid of them... We don't need to worry about the roundabouts since the government/council are getting rid of them anyway (to make room for more houses or something), so I suggest we make a clear statement and destroy the cows once and for all. Make a big public event of it, throw them on a big bonfire while we all gather round for a midnight drink at Campbell Park then once the fire has died down we go to work with pick axes and sledge hammers to finish them off properly. Or drop them from a huge crane or something. Suggestions on a postcard (or in a comment box). OK admittedly we've got cows in our logo, but it's supposed to be tongue in cheek and if you notice...they actually look like cows. Unlike those concrete deformities we have labelled cows for years. What's with that? Why are they so poorly made? I looked into it once and as far as i gathered they were a gift from an American art student...yeah...nice one. Sorry but they are just crap, had the artist ever seen a cow or was she told about them by a drunken blind man? Maybe they are slowly melting. Burn them, destroy them...whatever. Just get rid of them and either replace them with some beautiful sculptures of non-melting cows or just forget about the whole cow saga and let the world find something better to make Milton Keynes famous for. You can probably tell what my answer to the question is...what's yours? Mr Miltonkeynes |
Comments (5)
The list could go on and on.
so no they've been through to much to get them replaced with better ones. but i appreciate your honesty